Thursday, May 21, 2009

OTB......

For those of you with lazy do-nothing kids, I have the perfect solution on how to motivate them. No shrink, no time outs, no need for military school. Have these kids spend a few hours (preferably on a beautiful summer day) at your local OTB. As someone who has spent his fair share of time amongst these degenerates, even I was a little shaken up. That being said, no one admires their collective "passion for the ponies" more than I. After throwing up an 0 for the day I seeked the advice of a 50 something guy named Ronnie. Although he sticks to the horses, Ronnie also dabbles in the NBA. He had the Nuggets in game 1 (or so his says). However, tonight Ronnie LOVES the Lakers and here's why: 1) the Nuggets played the perfect game and still lost 2) LA's front line will show up tonight 3) Kenyon martin dislocated finger and JR Smith more banged up then people know about 4) If so many people are picking the Nuggets why is the line still -5.5 ? Ronnie thinks Vegas knows something that most dont. Tonights play Lakers -5.5.