The Ultimate House Pet.......

After a brief hiatus, yours truly is back to doing what I do best: releasing winners. Not since confetti filled the streets during last years Puerto Rican Day parade, has there been such "passion" on display. This March Madness has far exceeded even my lofty expectations (both on and off the court).

After seeing the line- Duke laying 5 against Baylor my head spun. Not only has Baylor been more impressive but they are the type of athletic squad that gives Duke fits. That being said, the line stinks for a reason. Vegas isn't stupid but this line has more to do with Duke being the college basketball equivalent of the Dallas Cowboys. The public loves to bet the Dukies and today will be no different. Today's release is Baylor +5 over Duke and the total- Under 139. These are two excellent defensive teams who should keep each other in check throughout the game.

In an effort to polish up his act, local celebrity and man of the people Marxy has taken a step in the right direction. After a woman threatened to leave his posh apartment due to "years worth of newspapers, cases of wine,etc." lining his view filled abode, Marxy stepped up the clean up effort. Despite the place still looking like a Spring Break hotel room, at least there has been some "change you can believe in". Furthermore, after contemplating his next big move, Marxy opted for a parrot. While any dope can get a dog, Marxy's thinking is a parrot shows the more refined, exotic side and should help him further his cause with the ladies of NYC.