Monday, May 17, 2010

Got 99 Problems....

but picking winners ain't one. After seeing a gold ATM machine in Abu Dhabi I cannot help but think what a great idea that would be here in the United States. As if crime isn't bad enough, why not stick a gold vending machine on the corner of a New York City street. In fact, during this busy upcoming parade season (my favorite time of year), I suggest doing so around the time of the Puerto Rican Day Parade. If there was ever a time to "Test drive" an idea, now is that time.

After playing poorly for the better half of May, the St. Louis Cardinals return home tonight against a hot Washington Nationals team. Despite having to lay a hefty 154 tonight on the Cards, I am recommending this as a Five Star release. In addition to their recent dominance over the Nationals, expect to see the Cardinals get back into the swing of things and start putting up some runs.

In game two of my package I am releasing the Atlanta Braves over the Mets. Heartless does not begin to describe this Mets team. After watching John Maine throw twelve straight balls to open Saturday night's game, I honestly thought he was about to cry. Furthermore, upon seeing Oliver Perez in the dugout it appeared as if he was on the verge of busting out a big smile, as if to say "Im not the only one who sucks around here". Expect Derek Lowe to continue his domination over the Mets tonight.