Dumb...Dumber...Dumberer...and Dumbest

This weekend's NFL action was significant for a myriad of reasons. In addition to learning that teams such as the: Bengals, Chargers, and Cowboys are not for real, the main entertainment could be witnessed by watching several head coaches in what looked like an official "Dumb off" competition. While Wadeface and Norv Turner are no strangers to this, it appears as if coaches everywere are trying to dethrone these boobs.

After Wadeface solidified his ranking as dumbest, despite his undisciplined Cowboys putting on a display that would make football purists everywhere cringe, he was in for a dogfight. After amassing an unfathomable 133 yards of penalities, including a stupid touchdown celebration which cost the Cowboys the game, Wadeface failed to get separation from the other coaches who are vying for his title.

Norv Turner. After an impressive offensive display in which the Chargers almost doubled the amount of total yards that their opponent gained, they still lost as a result of 2 blocked punts, a fumble returned for a touchdown, and a plethora of stupid penalties. Bravo Norv.....but wait a minute you got stiff competition.

Enter Mike Singletary. This guy personifies old school, yet his team embodies a bunch of circus clowns (winless clowns no less) and appear to be gunning for the "Best 0-16 team in the history of the NFL". Again, like both the Chargers and Cowboys, Singletary's 49ers commit a ton of penalties, turnovers galore, and exhibit a lack of discipline. Despite playing from behind most of the night, this didn't stop the niners from dancing and yucking it up after every catch. Crabtree and Davis looked like they are performing a modern day version of Dance Fever. I wouldn't have been so peeved had I not wagered on these idiots.

Marvin Lewis. If you choose to run a halfway house for wayward athletes, the least you could do is Win! This team is a mess. Their quarterback is god awful and has never been the same following his injury back in the 2006 playoffs. Futhermore, TO and Ocho, despite being incredibly entertaining characters, do nothing to provide leadership to a young and talented team. Why abandon the running game when you have the lead and your quarterback looks like Dave Brown? This my friends is why Marvin Lewis made this list of honorees in the Dumb off.

Now for tonight's Jets-Vikings game. All week I liked the Vikings plus the points. This is a desperate team with talent on both sides of the line, especially on defense. Sanchez is due for an off game and the world has embraced the Jets as the best team in the league. Propick will take the other side. When was the last time all your friends and co workers were right about anything? Think about it then get back to me. Tonight's play ....Vikings +4.5 over the Jets. Barring a Brett Favre meltdown as they play his ridiculous voice mail messages on the TV's throughout the stadium and even show the pictures of his junk that he stupidly texted this chick who worked for the Jets dring his brief tenure, I see this game going down to the wire.