Friday, September 25, 2009

Happy Birthday......

A belated Happy Birthday to Legendary sports handicapper and cultural icon Super Bro Bro, who celebrated another birthday yesterday. Kudos to SBB for avoiding page six and other tabloids. While Super Bro Bro vehemently denies that he was the inspiration for "Two for the money", many beg to differ. An anonymous source claims to have seen Super Bro Bro celebrating a South Carolina $ line win last night over Ole Miss with a few "thrusts" and a fistful of hundo's being thrown in the direction of every waiter, bartender, and pedestrian within his wake. As one person close to SBB said, "this is how you make it rain, unlike those dopes who throw a bunch of singles around". Super Bro Bro's gift to the people- Raiders over the Broncos.