Stay Classy.......

San Diego! After spending endless hours analyzing this weekends NFL games, the one conclusion I came to was "this is no time to be living in Wade's World". Despite having the fervent support of Propick Sports, Wadeface and the Cowboys are the most popular short on the board this week. Everywhere I turn its the same story, Dallas cannot win in December and this year will be no different. With the exception of one brave prognosticator from the New York Post, everyone is taking the Chargers +3. Which leads me to my next point. If everyone is on the Bolts, then how come the line is still Cowboys -3 ? Could it be that despite every common man throwing their lunch money on this game, the Sharps (whales) are backing the Boys this weekend? Never in a million years did I ever expect to utter the words "smart $" and "Wadeface" in the same sentence but there you have it. Taking this lunacy one step further, I am releasing the Cowboys-3 as my NFL "inside play" of the year. These teams are very similiar from a talent standpoint and with Norv Turner on the other side of the field, there will be no shortage of Dopey expressions throughout this game. Wadeface may have the most recognizable facial expressions this league has ever seen but not since "Dumb and Dumber" have we witnessed such collective brilliance under one roof. The play......Cowboys -3 over the Chargers.

On a separate note, El Tigre looks to have a few more floozies emerging from the never ending closet of skeletons. About the only names we haven't heard linked to El Tigre are- Rosie, Kirstie Alley, Star Jones, just to name a few. That being said, would anything be a surprise at this point? The more you think about it, things start to make sense. El Tigre was like Carlton from the Fresh Prince of Bel Air. Not sure what the chick scene was for the Stanford golf team but guessing by all the "plaid" outfits El Tigre sported back in the 90's, he probably wasn't "crushing it" in the ass department. Fast forward ten years and he's got a billion bucks, worldwide fame, and decides its time to channel his inner Wilt Chamberlain (only with text messaging and voicemail capacity). Judging by the figures thrown around, El Tigre is providing one hell of a stimulus to the underground economy.