Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Dream Team.........

After signing legendary hoops junkie M. "Big Daddy" Powell last week, I thought that Propick had managed to assemble the single greatest sports handicapping think tank known to man. However, rather than sitting on our laurels, we at Propick got aggressive and managed to sign one of the greatest mid major college handicappers of this or any other generation. In all fairness, the one minor chink in the armour over the past few seasons, has been the lack of a true presence within the smaller college basketball circles. As of December 8, 2010 this position has been filled in spectacular fashion.

Enter "Big Guy". As a result of his high profile throughout the tri state area(and his marriage to a pretty hot chick), we will refer to this mid major "Rain Man" only as Big guy. Despite possessing a near genius IQ, Big Guy prefers to focus on the big picture: sports handicapping. While many of his peers have set out to become masters of the universe, Big Guy prefers breaking down mismatches while aggressively taking down a meatball parm hero in his signature black velour tracksuit. Despite his near 70 percent hit ratio over the past four seasons in college basketball, Big Guy is somewhat shrouded in mystery when it comes to recognition amongst his peers. Some have compared him to a virtuouso who prefers to toil in anonymity, while the gaming hucksters shout from their rooftops. Once compared to Magic Johnson for his ability to "Dish out winners like confetti at the Puerto Rican Parade", Big Guy took slight offense noting that: he has a completely clean bill of health.

Last night Big Guy released St. Bonies outright over a lackluster St. John's squad who was laying 14 points. Due to a massage appointment I had, this play was never put up in lights. After a long dialogue this morning, I decided that rather than let another year pass, now was the time to get Big Guy on the Propick team. With a lack of anything truly appealing on tonight's dance card, I held the proverbial gun to his head and demanded a winner. In an effort to give the fans what they want, Big Guy's highly anticipated debut has arrived......UNC-9 at Evansville.