Thursday, December 9, 2010

Prison Raped......

There is no gentler way to phrase what transpired tonight. After jumping out to a 21-0 lead, I felt secure that the struggling Colts would find a way to hold off the Titans and easily cover the 3 points. However, what I forgot to take into account was the fact that Peyton Manning and his cast of losers are the worst team against the spread (ATS), in the history of professional sports. What really irks me is the fact that this dopey horse face will be lauded for beating a crappy Titans team. You want to know the difference between Brady and Manning(aside from the obvious multiple Super Bowl rings and smoking hot wife)? How about the fact that Brady is a covering machine. I swear if I see another dopey commercial featuring Peyton Manning I will throw my television set down 72nd street. This guy was a stats compiler in college and has haunted my house ever since. As for the Colts defense, they just suck. Giving up a touchdown with four seconds left makes me despise this whole organization even more.

Butler lost by 2 points and I was catching 1.5. If this is a foreshadowing of how the holidays are gonna shape up- just shoot me now. Whatever was done to offend the gaming gods I apologize a thousand times over. On a positive note, at least the girl I am seeing isn't banging the mailman.