Sunday, November 15, 2009

Canton Can Wait.....

After going 2-1 with my releases this weekend, I have come to several conclusions. For starters, Wadeface and the Cowboys have not turned the corner and taken their place among the NFL elite. After proclaiming that Wadeface would leave his mark on Lambeau and the legend of Lombardi, all I witnessed was a lousy Cowboy's effort and a lot of confused/dopey looks from my favorite head coach. That being said, the biggest dope of the weekend was none other than Patriots genius Bill Bellichek. This ornery little fellow cost many an honest gambling man their Patriots Moneyline bet. Prior to kickoff, several "sharps" informed me that all the smart $ was moving on the Pats to win the game outright. At 34-21 halfway through the 4th quarter, I received quite a few "self congratulatory" text messages telling me that the Colts are lucky to be down only 13 points and that the Pats are the best team in the AFC. Then everything fell apart. Little Bill turned into Barry Switzer, Rich Kotite, and Ray Handley with his decision to go for it on 4th down from his own 28 yard line with 2 minutes remaining. While most fans will harp on this awful decision, I choose to focus on the ridiculous faces he made during the whole ordeal. Somewhere coach Wadeface must have been thinking to himself "How stupid is this guy?".